The Denim Army Of Stonewall Cheese
Stonewall Cheese was the offensive half of Mao's army, whereas his counterpart, Mike Jones, more typically advocated and executed defensive strategies and tactics. Cheese has been described as the army's screwdriver, Jones its anvil. In the Northern Nevada Campaign of June 1878 this stereotype did not hold true. Jones commanded the Right Wing (later to become known as the First Corps) and Cheese commanded the Left Wing. All the soldiers of the Left Wing wore stonewashed jeans .